Introducing: The Headstrap

In the waning moments of a decisive Brazil victory over Ivory Coast, the losing team, in their graciousness, decided to expose to the world the closest thing to the Holy Grail I have ever encountered.

The Headstrap.

Cashing in on the recent popularity of a facial hair styling known as the chinstrap, which has permeated even the animal kingdom, Ivory Coast national Romaric took it upon himself to take it to another level. And take it to another level he did, extending the strap full circle around his stately cranium. Take it in. You'll tell your children about this day.