Very few things would have inspired me to bring back this feature, but praise the lord, one of them did.
Tip of the cap to Cuauhtémoc Blanco, who officially became the oldest person to ever accomplish anything of note on a sporting field. After losing what us mortals would deem to be a crippling 7 pounds of water weight through a mere 12 minutes of action, Blanco blasted a PK just past the outstretched arms of the French keeper to give Mexico a commanding 2-0 lead, setting off a shockwave of butt scratches and disinterested, decidedly nasal sighs throughout the nation of France.
The celebration which ensued could only be described as a sweaty struggle against opening stages of food poisoning. Mercifully, the camera panned away just before Blanco collapsed in an asthmatic heap beneath the weight of his own greatness.
Cuauhtémoc Blanco, forgive me for my sins. I shall never doubt you again.
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