Cuauhtémoc Blanco: The New Sean May

Would you trust this man with your children/national aspirations?

Didn't think so. And that's the difference betwixt you and Mexico.

I think the commentators summed up my thoughts on Blanco best as he entered the pitch as a late sub:

'...he is quite possibly the oldest outfield player in the tournament.'
'And definitely the heaviest.'

Sean May, you have company.